(Boy hits girl 1 with backpack)
Girl 1: you did not just do that.
Girl 2: Uhh, thats battery.
Boy: So?
Girl 1: Just wait until I learn all of the Torts. I'm going to sue you for all of them. All the Torts.
Girl 2: Cause of action... all of them.
Overheardby: A less litigious colleague...
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