Sexy Can I...

Torts, G90

Girl: He's a chick-r-dude! He even has moobs!"

Overheard by: Decisively Female

Thats my forté

Torts, G90

Girl: Observe and Belittle. Its what I do.

Overheard by: Judgy McJudgerson

Flow Chart

Contracts, Room 290

Professor: "The lesson is that the plaintiff wants to be annoying enough to get the other party to breach without breaching themselves. Its like when you want to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend, but you want them to do it. I mean there isn’t money flowing back and forth, but there might be other things flowing back and forth."

Overheard by: When you put it that way... maybe abstinence is best...

Rainbow Coalition

Foyer

Boy: I'm so hungry... Johnson should adopt me.

Overheard by: What do Johnson and Angelina Jolie Have In Common?

Beep beep

At Professor's House

Girl: One time I totally slept with a guy for his Hoveround.
Guy: You mean those wheelchair thingies?
Girl: Ya. Those things are worth like $400. I was trying to make a dramatic comeback to college.


Overheard by: Would have slept with him for crutches

Plug it In, Plug it in

Rulloffs

Boy: Luckily I have a butt plug so the roofies won't matter.

Overheard by: Constipated

Bestiality At its Best

Con Law 290

Boy: No one is trying to deprive the sheep of its right to marry me. They are trying to deprive me of the right to marry a sheep

Overheard by: Baa Baa Baad Boy