Sexy Can I...

Torts, G90

Girl: He's a chick-r-dude! He even has moobs!"

Overheard by: Decisively Female

Thats my forté

Torts, G90

Girl: Observe and Belittle. Its what I do.

Overheard by: Judgy McJudgerson

Flow Chart

Contracts, Room 290

Professor: "The lesson is that the plaintiff wants to be annoying enough to get the other party to breach without breaching themselves. Its like when you want to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend, but you want them to do it. I mean there isn’t money flowing back and forth, but there might be other things flowing back and forth."

Overheard by: When you put it that way... maybe abstinence is best...

Rainbow Coalition

Foyer

Boy: I'm so hungry... Johnson should adopt me.

Overheard by: What do Johnson and Angelina Jolie Have In Common?

Beep beep

At Professor's House

Girl: One time I totally slept with a guy for his Hoveround.
Guy: You mean those wheelchair thingies?
Girl: Ya. Those things are worth like $400. I was trying to make a dramatic comeback to college.


Overheard by: Would have slept with him for crutches

Plug it In, Plug it in

Rulloffs

Boy: Luckily I have a butt plug so the roofies won't matter.

Overheard by: Constipated

Bestiality At its Best

Con Law 290

Boy: No one is trying to deprive the sheep of its right to marry me. They are trying to deprive me of the right to marry a sheep

Overheard by: Baa Baa Baad Boy

I'll Take You to the Candy Shop

Torts, G85

Boy: What if I just put some gay porn on now?

Girl: I would give you a jolly rancher if you did. Unless that is a gay sex act.

Boy: It is. Don’t ever do that to me.

Overheard By: If a Boy Does the Jolly Rancher to Another Boy because he thought he would like it... Is that battery?

Oh Debbie!

Torts, G85

Boy: Debbie downer is my favorite SNL, because she reminds me so much of myself.

Overheard by: Everything Is Going My Way, and Then Comes....

Mooses? Meese?

Somewhere in Rural New York

Boy 1: OH MY GOD! Its a Moose!!!

Boy 2: Uhhh, thats a deer.

Girl: Aaaandddd its plastic. idiot.

Overheardby: You Must Not Be From Around Here

Celebrity Status

390, Civil Procedure:

Professor: I could teach this course just from Paris Hilton.

Overhead by: whatdoyouthinkofprezi.

Distinguishing The Case.

In the Lounge:

Girl 1: Omigosh, how do you know all of these things?

Boy: I did work in a sex toy shop for a few years...

Girl 2: Yeah, well then, what's the difference between a gogo dancer and a stripper?

Overheard by: It'sGoingtobeaWeirdNight.

Black's Law Dictionary...

Outside the law school:

Boy 1: "Yeah, well, when my dad actually talks all intelligent and shit, I can't understand him at all..."

Boy 2: "Yeah, man, because he uses big ass words and stuff?"

Overheard by: Someone-needs-black's-law-dictionary-more-than-me.

Hypothetically....

G85, Torts

Boy: So if someone is breaking into my house, is it better to use deadly force, or is it better to shoot to injure?

Prof: Well I guess you are safer shooting to injure. But this is not legal advice, I’m not your lawyer, I’m just an instructor.

Boy: I mean if you kill someone, and they have no family, who would bring a tort case?

Prof: Probably no one...

Boy: So are you saying I should go after their family?

Prof: You are freaking me out.

Overheard By: I Pray This Was a Hypothetical

Gettin' leid

Party in Chinatown

Boy 1: "Oh! You haven't gotten leid yet!"

Boy 2: "Story of my life."

Overheard by: The Slore

Infestation

Littletree Orchards

Girl: "I want to pet the cat, but it probably has fleas. I am so fucking done with fleas."

Overheard By: Flea Free Since '93

your mom liked it

during a game of landmines...

boy 1: (sarcastically) that was such a good comeback
boy 2: if I wanted my cum back I would have wiped it off your mom's face

Overheard by: dirtylicious

Tortious behavior

Outside of Civ Pro

(Boy hits girl 1 with backpack)

Girl 1: you did not just do that.

Girl 2: Uhh, thats battery.

Boy: So?

Girl 1: Just wait until I learn all of the Torts. I'm going to sue you for all of them. All the Torts.

Girl 2: Cause of action... all of them.

Overheardby: A less litigious colleague...

God Save the Queen

Contracts, 290

Professor: "Lady Duff-Gordon, you can't get more elite than that... Lady Duff-Gordon... she is almost the queen"

Overheard by: 3,000,000th In Line For the Throne

She works hard for the money

Torts 295

Girl: Put my name on Whoreline.  I need money for my student loans.

Overheard by: needs to work harder

This is an Assault and Battery Conversation, so C Your Way Out

Walking to College Town

Guy: Honestly, I'm just gonna believe that Professor Heiss told me that it's okay to punch my wife.

Overheard By: That Aint Right

FRANK THE TANK!

Big Red Barn

Guy: The awesome thing about beer is that I still know what I'm doing, but I just don't give a FUCK!

Overheard By: Palms o' Clock

All Nighters at Law School Can Make One Gumpy

Big Red Barn

Girl: I just can't believe her. She has no common sense, she's like...a savant or something. She's a fucking Forrest Gump!

Overheard By: Jennaaaayy

Disco Balls Deep

Big Red Barn

Girl: Yeah, you can do anything under a disco ball. Disco balls are, like, international water.

Overheard By: Disco Inferno

Friendship Confessions

Somewhere

Asian Boy: "I used to only have white friends, now I have so many asian friends..."

Other Boy: "You have two. Two Asian friends."

Asian Boy: "Well I have three friends"

Overheard By: Girl With Many Friends

Affirmative Action

390, Civil Procedure

Girl: “Can this boy get his affirmative action ass away from me?”

Overheard by: Remind Me Not to Get In Her Way

Pejorative terms...

290, Contracts

Contracts Professor: “lets switch this over from the benevolent man to the sadist. Lets say he just wants to see the tramp suffer... Maybe he just really got off on watching tramps.”

Guy next to me: “He has been hanging out too much with Frakes”

Overheardby: isitjustmeorislawschoolreallysexual

Hubris.

Outside Myron Taylor

Boy: "I'm perfect, bitch. Deal with it"

Heard by: under-confident

She's gonna blow

G85, Torts

Boy: *sneeze*

Boy: *sneeze*

Boy: *sneeze*

Girl: Omg, can you, like, get your act together?

Overheard by: Never Sneezing Again

No Shit...

Outside G85, Torts.

Girl: I heard that you did adult diaper commercials?
Boy: I did. Cause it WORKS.

Overheard by Classmate Who Would Rather Not Know